Leg lamp beer dispenser? Sure, why not!

Miller High Life has released a leg lamp beer dispenser for the holidays.

CLEVELAND, Ohio – The folks at Miller Brewing are really into the holiday spirit, apparently. Last month we found out about a Miller Lite Christmas-tree keg stand. Now, Miller High Life is offering a drinkable Leg Lamp Beer Tower.

The lamp (it really is a working lamp) with beer tower is three and a half feet tall and, most importantly, holds a whopping 2.2 liters of beer - a six-pack’s worth. Really, is nothing more annoying than having to get up for a beer while watching a football game or Christmas movie?

And in keeping with “A Christmas Story” movie theme, the lamp-beer tower comes in a FRA-GEE-LAY box.

The lamps are $120, in honor of Miller High Life’s upcoming 120th anniversary.

The lamp appears to be built a bit more soundly than the one in the classic 1983 movie, when the Old Man had to meticulously mend it with a pot of glue after Ralphie’s mom “accidentally” smashed it.

As the folks with the brewery describe it: “It’s so indescribably beautiful you’ll want to display it in your front room window!”

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Like beer? Check out GiveThemBeer for gifts for beer lovers. The company offers craft-beer baskets, seasonal selections and more.

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